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On the Outside of the Internet Age, Looking In

Growing up on the cusp of the internet age, I didn’t know I’d find myself wrapped up in the moment of the greatest age of human experimentation. My girlfriend and I had a conversation tonight.  We were trying to process, … Continue reading

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Live Report and Review from the NFL Rookie Symposium in Aurora, OH

Full disclosure:  I live five minutes away from the hotel in which the NFL Rookie Symposium was being held this year.  I live here, and I don’t understand.  Anything about this. I suppose Aurora put in a bid to host … Continue reading

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“Bill Simmons Faces Karmaic Judgement”, or “Hope is Precious in Cleveland”

I was so excited to rub it in his face.  I couldn’t wait to tell him that God may “Hate Cleveland,” but the Sports God hates haters more.  God hates Cleveland, but God knows it’s the owners that are really … Continue reading

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In Open Defiance, I Ironically Talk About my Father’s Triple Bypass on the Internet

Last Thursday my dad went to the hospital to check on his heart.  He hadn’t been feeling well for the past few months and wanted to know what was going on. The doctors found several(!) blockages in the arteries surrounding … Continue reading

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Dad’s Hands

His hands clamped completely over mine. The sheer size of them swallowing mine every time I tried to shake them. Each of his fingers were equal to two of mine. Maybe three.  They were coarse, but gentle.  Like pillows in … Continue reading

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Why Do You Hate Obama?

I’m about to go to sleep soon.  I have to wake up at 5 to go be terrible at golf.  Before I do that though, I want to go pander to some bloggers. I didn’t become heated about this just … Continue reading

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Watson Henchkins, Part Two

This is Part Two from my previous post.  Go read my previous post before reading this…if you dare! – Wooo.  OK.  Let’s take a step back here to regroup.  I’m sorry about all this. First, let me try to rationalize … Continue reading

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